Tim Burton's "Iraq Attacks"

Author: pita

Date: February 20, 2003

by pita
2-20-03
I'm all set to go... I took Tom Ridge's advice & stocked up on plastic sheeting and duct tape.
I think the chance of Americans being attacked by Martians is SLIGHTLY less than their chance of being nuked by Saddam Hussein.
I'm well prepared in any case... I've got my duct tape, my Slim Whitman tapes...
And a measuring tape... to see how well your "starving in a cellar" diet is working?
...yodel-aiidee-yodel-aiidee-hooo...
Foolish humans...duct tape won't help you! Aaaaiiiiiiiiiiii....