Spam... not just for breakfast any more

Author: pita

Date: May 20, 2003

by pita
5-20-03
What Mom really means...
Oh, good, you're home... I'm making dinner, now go wash up.
when she's cooking Spam...
I'm STARVING, mom... I want to get a snack first
No snacking, it'll ruin your dinner.
interpreted by an adolescent...
...in other words, if you eat what you really want now you won't be hungry enough to eat the slop I'm hoping you'll eat...