Texas vss Australia

Author: pita

Date: July 5, 2003

by pita
7-05-03
We have beautiful wheat fields here in Australia, and take a look at our herd of cattle over there!
Boy, our wheatfields in Texas are huge, and our longhorns are twice as big as your cows!
What in Sam Hill...???
What'sa matter, boy, don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?