Anything you can do, I can do better.

Author: pita

Date: September 6, 2003

by pita
9-06-03
Satan and Jesus kept arguing over who was more proficient on his computer.... so a contest ensued....
Alright, I've done spreadsheets, faxed reports, sent e-mail...
There, I'll show him... I've downloaded, photoshopped, surfed the net...
Then there was a horrible lightning storm, and the power went out... leaving Satan bitterly angry...
Oh NO!!! It's GONE!!! I lost EVERYTHING when the power went off!!!
Jesus, however, remained calm as he printed out all the files he'd been working on all day.
NO WAY!!! You CHEATED!!! How did you manage to do that???
It's simple.... JESUS SAVES.