Another Day, Another Diet

Author: pita

Date: March 19, 2004

by pita
3-19-04
Man, I am so tired of rude people asking me when I'm having this baby, making fun of my weight.
You should try my special diet...
Slim-fast with a shot of Jim Beam twice a day, then a sensible meal early in the evening.
Hey, it works for me... I call it the "Slim-Jim Diet"