Teaching kids these days

Author: pita

Date: June 18, 2001

by pita
6-18-01
Good morning, class. I hope you've studied for the health quiz today. Question #1 - What body part, when stimulated, increases to ten times its normal size? Mary?
What kind of teacher are you, asking a sixth grader a question like that? I'm telling my parents, and the principal, and you'll be fired !!!
Sit down, Mary. I repeat, what body part, when stimulated, increases to ten times its normal size? Johnny?
The pupil, ma'am.
Very good, Johnny. Mary, I have a few things I'd like to say to you. One, you have a very dirty little mind, and two, you obviously didn't study for this test.
And three, you're going to be very disappointed when you grow up !