You can't tell a book...

Author: pita

Date: June 18, 2001

by pita
6-18-01
Hello, there. I can't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long and happy life ?
Well, I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day...
I also drink a quart of whiskey a day, eat fatty foods and never exercise.
That's amazing ! How old are you ?
Twenty-seven