Adam and Eve and the Little Green Monster

Author: pita

Date: July 19, 2004

by pita
7-19-04
Adam, where the hell have you been? You're seeing other women, aren't you?
Eve, you're being unreasonable. You're the only woman on earth.
I know you're running around with other women, you've been out late so many nights!
OW!!! Hey! Quit poking me! What are you doing?
Counting your ribs!