Nothing says "Love" like...

Author: pita

Date: August 9, 2001

by pita
8-09-01
Hmmm, I'd better read the warning label on this "Love potion number 9" before I try it...
"Use with extreme caution: Extensive use may cause any of the following...
Blurred vision... Convulsions... Disorientation...
Loss of rhythm... Dehydration of important bodily fluids...
Extremes in coital expression... Abnormal emotional clotting... Severe pheromonal imbalances...
Spontaneous love combustion... Death by marriage...