I will not be outdone

Author: pita

Date: December 29, 2005

by pita
12-29-05
What's that ringing? Is that your hand???
Oh, I had a microchip implanted in my hand... excuse me while I answer my cell phone.
Oh, for pete's sake...I'll meet you out front, I'm ready to go.
Wait, sweetie, check the back of your pants. You have toilet paper hanging out.
Oh, I'm just receiving a fax.
She's always trying to outdo me...