Granny's cure for insomnia

Author: pita

Date: January 31, 2006

by pita
1-31-06
Miss Robinson, I went over a list of your medications and I was shocked to realize you have a prescription for Birth Control pills!
Oh, yes, Doctor... they help me sleep at night.
Miss Robinson, I assure you there is nothing in those pills that can help you sleep.
Yes, dearie, I know that...
But every morning I smash one into my 16 year old granddaughter's orange juice. Believe me, it helps me sleep at night.