Old but... still not dead

Author: pita

Date: September 23, 2008

by pita
9-23-08
Mrs. Robinson, I have your husband's test results. But I also have test results from another patient by the same name... either way, the results are pretty bad...
Wh... What do you mean???
Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.
Well, Medicare is only going to pay for the tests one time and I can't afford to pay for them myself... what am I going to do?
I'll tell you what... drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!!!