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| Hard to get girls into bed with all that sticky stuff on their legs... | |
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| There would be cool new striped uniforms for all football teams ! | |
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| Flavor-of-the-month at all ice cream shoppes : Honeysuckle Rose Fudge | |
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| Because of all the stingings to his face, Michael Jackson would be whiter than white. | |
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| There would be no need for Lorena Bobbitt... guys die after their first sexual encounter. | |
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| Oh, and... Women would definitely rule the world. | |
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