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| Well, you know that girl I wanted to ask out but every time I even looked at her I'd get an erection? I finally got up enough nerve to call her and ask her out. | |
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| OK, that's a good thing, right? When are you going out? | |
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| The date was this evening. But I was worried I'd get an erection, so I duct - taped my penis to my leg. I got to her house, rang the bell, and she answered wearing the most beautiful dress... | |
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| Well, what happened then? | |
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| I kicked her in the face! | |
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