Blasted Thieves

Author: pita

Date: March 17, 2002

by pita
3-17-02
Can I help ye, laddie?
Somebody stole me car!
Well, where was it last time ye saw it?
'Twas at the end of me keys!
Uh, are ye aware yer exposin' yerself, son? Yer hangin' out all over the place!
Oh, Lawd, they've got me girl, too!