You've Lost That Loving Filling...

Author: pita

Date: April 2, 2002

by pita
4-02-02
In a world where four out of five Dentists surveyed recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum...
No fancy stuff, ya hear ? No Novocaine, no gas. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.
This one recommends Karo syrup, baklava, Coca-cola and taffy (due to some huge gambling debts)...
Wow, I wish all my patients were as brave as you ! Come on, then, show me which tooth it is.
Don't miss "Help Me Make It Through The Bite", coming soon to a theatre near you !
Come on, honey... show the doctor which tooth needs pulled now.