A day in the life of a pirate.

Author: pita

Date: October 31, 2002

by pita
10-31-02
So, tell me... how did you end up with the peg - leg?
We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off
Wow! What about your hook?
We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords when one of the enemy cut my hand off
Incredible! How did you get the eye - patch?
A seagull dropping fell into my eye. Stop looking at me that way, it was my first day with the hook!