bryan strikes out

Author: pixelgeist

Date: December 12, 2001

by pixelgeist
12-12-01
As the plane rips to shreds, Bryan makes one last futile attempt to get it on with the girl sitting next to him.
So ehh, BLAH, err no wait.. you wanna feel my nipple ring?
man those are some big ears
now plummeting fast towards to the ground, Bryan realises he has no alcohol.
goddamn i need some alcohol...
I told you no! i'm only 12! and only in hell would i screw you.
ehh.. how about now?..
goddamn i need some alcohol.