jesus thinks you're cool

Author: pizzasauce

Date: March 25, 2002

by pizzasauce
3-25-02
one day, as necrophelia was getting the best of Gary and his squirrel friend dave...
holy fuckbeans. why don't you give me some fucking gum, dave?
you know what, whore? i'm sick of your shit. why don't you die?
oh, i get it now. you just want me to die so you can fuck me in the ass. don't you, dave?
a-ha. you got me, gary. how about i just fuck you in the ass anyway?
how about i burn you like a fucking jew?!
if you must.