All comics by pjdude24

 

by pjdude24
3-01-02
You know, every night we get a bit closer.
My dong balls.
Yea, just a few more steps and the cock will be revealed.
Jelly it up.
How could you say such a thing.
Dicks.

 

by pjdude24
3-02-02
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
I like cocks.
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
I like cocks.
Umm... I like dicks.

 

by pjdude24
3-02-02
We now return to the Dick van Dyke show.
Dicks, I guess...I don't know.

 

by pjdude24
3-03-02
Wayne Newton.
Isaac Newton.
Thadie Newton.
Huey Newton.
Fig Newton.
Fuck you.

 

by pjdude24
3-03-02
What a night to roast dicks over the open fire.
Especially my dick, ugalugalugalugalug!

 

by pjdude24
3-05-02
Let me water your dick, please let me water your dick...
Please let me water your dick...
Let the boy water your dick, he's a good, clean boy. You vicious bastard.

 

by pjdude24
3-06-02
I was thinking about getting a cock.
......
......
Who am I talking to?

 

by pjdude24
3-13-02
I am here to suck your blood.
Ummm okay!
I am here to suck your blood.
Ummm okay!
I am here to suck your blood.
I thought I was...

 

by pjdude24
3-16-02
Hey Pants!
Is that you Rands? You uh, look different.
Meh, I don't.
Oh ok, I guess you don't then.
Due to the unfunny nature of this comic, the artist was shot several times and this cartoon was finished off by Japanese artists.
Pants, drive me to the supermarket.
Snowman can't drive cars, SNOWMAN CAN"T DRIVE CARS!!!

 

by pjdude24
3-16-02
Behold! For I am the ghost of Easter.
Alright, I'm tired of this crap.Ghost of Easter? C'on pjdude24.
Yea, what the hell? Ghost of Easter? I am a freakin' alien.
Hey, you want to grap a bite to eat?
Back at his office, pjdude24 contemplates how bad his comics been.
Oh wow, maybe I should help with Mattia?
I am the ghost of St. Patrick's Day.

 

by pjdude24
3-22-02
Hello Mr. Spigot. I kind of was walking and now I'm lost. I need help.
Oh Wendy, if I can call you Wendy. People get lost all the time. I remember the first time I got lost.
Oh Crap!!! I think I'm lost.
What the hell are you talking about? You are in your bedroom talking to me.
Mr. Spigot, that didn't help at all.
I didn't say I was helping you.

 

by pjdude24
3-23-02
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 20.
Umm okay. Let's see... 4.
No.
Umm...
2 weeks later
Guess what I got it. It is 20.

 

by pjdude24
9-24-02
So pjdude24, you're back in business, huh?
Well it's a long story...
Back in the olden days, squirrels ruled the world.
What do we do? We already stored our nuts for the winter.
I really don't know.
You are definitely back in business.
With much pride.

 

by pjdude24
9-25-02
Dick, I am not impressed with the quality of your work. You are fired!!!
20 grueling seconds later
Ummm, I think he's talking to you.

 

by pjdude24
9-25-02
So Mr. Gibbs, you sure like cats.
Who the hell are you? What the hell are you?
I represent the pain and anguish that fills your life everyday.
Ooohhhh!!! The horror continues.
As the editor of pjdude24, I realized that we had to cut the length of the comic to two panels. Was it the money? Or was it the pure unfunniness of the comic? Frankly I don't care and don't exist.....

 

by pjdude24
2-06-03
Tyler, Tyler. I see that you are looking at a naughty website there.
Hey, How did you get in my room? Mom, this huge penis is in my room.
You see Tyler, I am your guardian penis...umm I mean angel. I'm trying to get you to stop looking at naughty sites like that.
Ummm...it could be good.
You know, you are a very sick person. You just barge into people's houses and claim that you are some superhero.
Correction pjdude24, a very sexy superhero.

 

by pjdude24
2-07-03
Before humans, monkeys, and even cars, dinosaurs ruled the world.
You know, this cup of giblet tea is rather intriguing.
Yep...that's what I heard.
It's as if some shark took a piss and crap in my mug, swooshed it around his mouth, spit it out in my mug, and made it seem like tea.
Yea...it was great.
As you see, evolution did not get much better.
If I licked all nine of my eyes, would you tell me that I have a wet eye nine times.
Are you coming on to me?

 

by pjdude24
2-12-03
Hello earthling. My name is Earththedick. I come from the planet Dicktheearth.
Wow, is your planet like a huge shlong with some earth covering it?
Pretty much yeah.
Interesting, so interesting, it jus might WORK!
Do you want a blow job or something?
I'd thought you never ask.

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