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by plopmeout
4-30-03
Outcasts of the Socialial-Economic Revolution
If a frog had wings would it bump it's ass when it hopped?
a boom chika boom like cool daddy-o da boom
Unite in the Streets of Dublin
Dammit man! You make no sence!
ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti yeeeeeeeaaaaah groovy...
Little do they know they will soon be ostracised yet forced fed molten mephitic waste from angry robots sent by an ira sleeper cell
YOU WILL DIE HU_MAN
shit.

 

by plopmeout
4-30-03
Bill likes to brag
So i was at this party right and i was smoking rocks right. when all of a sudden this rank ass cruster chick came up to me and said she was def
He does it all the time
and i was like whoah bitch get out the way but there was something about her rotting teeth and bloody fecal encrusted hair that really touched me deep down
even to cabbies
she moved in to my moms trailer last month and i've been poundin them cakes ever since. man i've never seen pussy squirt like that. it's like a rotton tomato. did I mention I need a ride to midtown?
right a way sir

 

by plopmeout
4-30-03
at first it was subtle
:sniff sniff: damn your pussy stinks!
then a little less
wooo-weeeee i haven't smelled a cunt that rank since that queefing walrus, janet reno
self-actualization
hum. my pussy does stink. maybe it was that dead bum i fucked

 

by plopmeout
5-01-03
One day after school...
Gotz my Money Bitch?
Not today Juicy J.
Shit bitch wuch u playin me fo
aw juicy... u know i luv dem rocks. Here, fuck me raw. i'll take it in the ass and scream bloody murder like that cum guzzling slut carson daily.
and the moral of the story is:
Sm0k3 C¨4cK!
FU¢k SKullZ!

 

by plopmeout
5-01-03
got heroin?

 

by plopmeout
5-01-03
what's that?
it's a sickle
what's it for?
i used it to kill my parents and that stupid bitch debbie from school
wow cool.
wanna help me make a bomb in my basement?

 

by plopmeout
5-01-03
so what's the deal with toothpaste? i mean come on it actually doesn't cure salmon dick does it?
man, i need a 50 rock.

 

by plopmeout
6-06-03
Hey faggot, can you spare a rock?
no but i'll suck your dick and lick your asshole while i shove this kitty up my ass
man, youre gay
hehe

 

by plopmeout
6-07-03
Plopmeout@yearly performance evaluation at work
Plopmeout it's good to see that you came to this little meeting sober. I am curious to see if you will turn over a new leaf this next quarter.
After judging you based on this paper work and not actually talking to you I'd say you are anti-social. Just because i am 30 years older than you and we have nothing in common doesn't mean you can't
bullshit me with mindless small talk about shit that doesn't matter. I mean if you ever wanna make it in this company you need to learn how to toss a grown man's salad.
Just because i'm going through my poor excuse of a mid life crisis and i need to give you useless advice about growing up and becoming a doped white mouse so i can attempt at making somethn of mylife
well... do you have anything to say about your job performance over the past year?
I picked a huge scab off my dick last night. now it's kinda dripping this bloody puss shit.

 

by plopmeout
6-08-03
i got herpes in my ass. i'm only 7.

 

by plopmeout
6-23-03
and the we pulled up our pants and she ran away screaming.
isn't that like rape or something?
ya. i guess it is.
...
...

 

by plopmeout
7-24-03
What girls really talk about.
my period is being a bitch this week. i have cramps so bad my teeth are falling out and i've been shitting all over the place.
bloodclots?
Hell ya i've got blood clots. like 5 minutes ago i pulled one out the size of a grapefruit. it was kinda brown with white spots. it smelled rank but tasted delicious.
you're making me horny!
::SHHFFFFFFFFFFFTA CHU SQEAK:: ahh... much better.
mmmm... vaginal blood farts.... i cant wait to have my period

 

by plopmeout
7-24-03
it must suck bein a gynacologist
Don't worry layhana that yeast infection should clear up in no time. just rub the sauve on it and remember to stop picking at the scabs. If the brown discharge doesn't clear up in a week let me know
sure thang doc.
I hope you understand now that dueshing with bong water doesn't protect against hepatitis or the clamp so please don't do it. there's one more thing. I can't stress this enough...
no matter how much money the voices in your head tell you they'll pay you to fuck dead bums you should never do it. I hope you understand now that dueshing with bong water doesn't protect against
sure thang doc.

 

by plopmeout
12-11-03
God. Your a dumb cunt. I'm gonna kill your family, chop them into little pieces and stick them up my butt. And then I will sodomize your dog with a bowling ball.
Oh really...?
Ya!
That sucks
Will you marry me?
I'm a donkey miss.

 

by plopmeout
12-11-03
I was on Ricki lake
Let's run around a lot.
ohh... baby oh baby.
Hacking the mainframe
Who are you to judge me? I appeal to you from the floor with a strange look upon my face!,
at least I HAVE a face.
Tiggity tight, one eye.
Why me? why me? A teenage hearthrob at such a young age. Man I'm a slut.
ohh... baby oh baby.

 

by plopmeout
12-12-03
Let's play kick the can and then sleep around a lot.
sounds like a plan
i like the way your balls smell.
i like the way my balls smell.
mommy doesn't like it when i stick my fingers in her ass.
that's cause your doing it with your left hand. and then you gotta chew the cum off. Damn that's a nasty blister on your crotch.

 

by plopmeout
12-12-03
Cunt!
Fag!
Jew!
Nigger!
at least i dont have crust on my labia.
at least I'm circumcised

 

by plopmeout
12-12-03
what are you afraid of?
bears.
what are you afraid of?
The north american grizzly.
what are you afraid of?
Tripping for a rock falling into your gaiping vagina. You fucking douche, i'll kill your uncle's dog.

 

by plopmeout
12-12-03
If Bush is re-elected in 2004 he will reinstate the draft so more soldiers will steal oil for him.
uh-huh...
Bush has spent way way more than anyother president. By giving tax cuts to the rich he is rorally screwing over the working class. taxes will have to be high as hell in a few years.
uh huh...
What do you think?
sorry i wasn't listening. I'm more concered with my pussy. I NEED TO BE FUCKED NOW!!! IN THE ASS!!! BEAT ME, STRANGLE ME, AND JIZZ all over my humongous eyebrows.

 

by plopmeout
12-12-03
I just got back from neverland.
really? Did michael treat you right?
I'll say. I rode the rollarcoaster, went swimming, and played with Bubbles. But...
but what?
My stomach is upset because it's full of 4 gallons of jizm. my asshole feels like mash potatoes with extra hobanero sause. I thnk jacko needs to jack more.
your a continuing source of inspiration to me queef boy.

 

by plopmeout
1-25-04
wanna have a threesome?
ok sure
Wow! You're the best girlfriend ever.
On second thought you might like it too much...
fine with me.
Let's go Kill somebody instead.

 

by plopmeout
1-25-04
I don't have a car, I don't have any money, and I smoke crack.
That's ok. I still love ya hun.
My dick is 2 inches long. It has a scab. And you'll be lucky if i last a minute.
That's ok. I still love ya hun.
I got drunk with a friend from high school.
It's over.

 

by plopmeout
2-06-04
pffffft
:sniff sniff: mmmm... fishy
pffffft
:sniff sniff: mmmm... feety
pffffft
:sniff sniff: mmmm... man. I love smelling yer pussy farts. I love you Lizzie Maguire

 

by plopmeout
10-30-04
hey queefboy. how's it going?
pretty good but...
but what?
I just cant figure out why people look down on fucking dead bodies so much.
umm...
FUCKING SLUT!!!!!!!!

 

by plopmeout
11-14-04
One day on the farm...
She fucked a bum?
Ya, I heard it had been rotting for a week and maggots had been feeding off the corpse.
What the bum die of?
I guess he shit his guts out. I seen it on the sidewalk covered with shit and vomit. That bum stunk worse than your dead grandma's cooch.
And she fucked him... Dude that's Nasty...
Well, at least he wasn't an abercome gap fag.

 

by plopmeout
12-12-04
Oh Oh Oh! Fuck Me! Harder Harder Dammit! Oh shit the phone's off the hook... Plopmeout is that You? I love you honey...
Yup...
Plopmeout you flunked out of college. Maybe you should've tried harder.
Yup...
All your friends told me to tell you that they all died. Sorry...
no biggie

 

by plopmeout
1-29-05
oooga booga! ooga ooga booga booga! Fuckin A yer spose to get scared.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHH! MY brain is FrY|nG!!
Would you just shut the hell up and get off my moon?
AaaaaaaaaaaaaK. There are w0rms infesting my BRAINSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh. It musta been from that rotten snickers bar...
Jesus fucking christ man i dont give a darn about yer brain infestation all i want is for you to get the hell off of my moon. comprende?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAHHHHHHH! MY brain is FrY|nG!!

 

by plopmeout
1-29-05
I stuck my head in the television today. you know, so i could take a look around. I licked the wall paper today. I laced your coffee today.
that's nice. with what? lithium, linacaine, arsnick, ricin, dxm,androids, battery acid, antacids, womans one a day?
nope with creamer. the creamer i stole from work that is.
That's right... I hear they're still looking for the bastard that did that. damn criminal makes t. mcveigh look like st nicholas in a muther fucking pink tutoo. u no wut i'm sayin dizzog?
yer fucking crazy yo. totamo hendesune you fucking aristocrat.
fuck you.

 

by plopmeout
7-07-05
If you let a fag suck your dick does that mean youre gaY?
Depends if youre catholic or not?

 

by plopmeout
10-21-05
i jus stuck a whole chiken in my twat.
waz it alive or dead?
i couldn't tell. you see i think i musta fucked it to death first.
Ya, i know what you mean. those damn chickens still kick around in your cunt while they're dead so it's hard to tell if you actually fucked them to death or not.
Hermaphidites and Beastieality is AWESOME!!!
that's for sure.

 

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which way to the walmart?
by plopmeout, 10-21-05

 

by plopmeout
9-14-06
That'sjust the way it is
Ã…ΩÃ…ΩÃ…Ω
*&*)
The third law of thermodynamics
okokok... that is god isn't it.
yes.

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