Office Skull by pnmclaug3-23-08 Ah, TGIF (Thank God I Don't Have to See That Fucking Skull for A Few Days) THAT IS NOT WHAT TGIF STANDS FOR
Office Skull: Knock Knock by pnmclaug3-23-08 Sir I have a complaint I'd like to file with you What the hell is it Jenkins There's a... oh you know what never mind Get back to your desk you dickrag (sigh) KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? ME, A SKULL
Office Skull: Defenestration by pnmclaug3-23-08 You will never leave will you I HAVE NO LEGS That's it I am throwing you out the window I HAVE KILLED FOR LESS Can you spare a dollar CAN YOU SPARE YOUR SOUL
Office Skull: Delivery by pnmclaug3-23-08 Jenkins a guy delivered something to your cubicle ... OH WHAT THE FUCK WELCOME TO THE HOTEL SKULLIFORNIA
Office Skull: Karaoke by pnmclaug3-23-08 CAN'T START A FIRE Yes I'll get on those reports right away sir CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SKULL Don't worry, I'll get right on it THIS SKULL'S FOR HIRE Those aren't even the words
Office Skull: Impressions by pnmclaug3-23-08 So Jenkins I hear you have a skull in your cube Don't remind me That must suck. You have no idea the worst part is when he does impressions YOU KIDS WITH THE JELLO AND THE PUDDING IT IS THE DARNEDEST THING
Office Skull: Dream by pnmclaug3-23-08 Is he gone? Is it all over? THANK YOU JESUS. WHOOSHING NOISES wait what is going on, no! It was all a dream! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
Office Skull: Men's Room by pnmclaug3-23-08 WAZZZAAPP NO NO NO GET OUT THIS IS MY ONLY PLACE OF REFUGE DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT NO
Office Skull: Hike by pnmclaug3-23-08 Maybe this hike will do me some good At least I can get away from that skull A LOVELY DAY ISN'T IT
Office Skull: Borat by pnmclaug3-23-08 Jenkins that skull of yours is a real card, where did you get him from? Wait, what? He had the whole office in stitches while you were off being a nature fairy. Those impressions of his are great. HELLO MY NAME A SKULL HOW MUCH VERY NICE I GO TO AMERICA lol
Office Skull: Falafel by pnmclaug3-23-08 EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING I'm going to lunch BUY ME SOME FALAFEL
Office Skull: Awkward Silence by pnmclaug3-23-08 You wanted to see me, sir? JENKINS YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS DOWN. SHAPE UP YOU MANWENCH OR I'LL FIRE YOU sir there is a skull in my office that distracts me and he won't leave
Office Skull: Victims by pnmclaug3-23-08 Have you talked to Jenkins lately? I hear he's gone crazy All he does is talk about a skull that keeps bothering him Christ, do you think he killed someone? Because the bones of my victims clatter eternally around the water cooler
Office Skull: A Deal by pnmclaug3-23-08 Look I am going to be fired if you don't stop bugging me all the time can we please make some sort of deal NO
Office Skull: Party by pnmclaug3-23-08 So you're that skull, huh JENKINS IS A HARD WORKER HE IS AN ASSET TO YOUR BUSINESS Jenkins, keep up the good work what NOW HE IS OFF YOUR CASE AND WE CAN PARTY SLAP ME FIVE BROTHER
Office Skull: I'm in your by pnmclaug3-23-08 IM IN YOUR LOBBY GREETIN YOUR VISITORS IM ON YOUR GOLF COURSE SINKIN YOUR PUTTS IM IN YOUR STRATOSPHERE DEPLETIN YOUR OZONE
Office Skull: Birthday by pnmclaug3-23-08 Hey what happened to... OM NOM NOM SMACK GULP GURGLE You ate my birthday cake didn't you NO
Office Skull: Last Weekend by pnmclaug3-23-08 Hello, you're new, where did you come from? I don't remember much of last weekend after the voice Let me guess, were you that homeless woman on 82nd street
Office Skull: Nasty by pnmclaug3-23-08 What brought you here anyway REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR COUSIN This is because of that? NO IT'S COMPLETELY UNRELATED I WAS JUST TESTING YOU YOU'RE NASTY
Office Skull: We Need to Talk by pnmclaug3-23-08 What do you do at night, when I've gone home? MOSTLY LOOK AT YOUR BROWSER HISTORY WE NEED TO TALK
Office Skull: I Saw The Skull by pnmclaug3-23-08 ...so that's why I'll never eat fish again. Right, gross. Say, why don't you get back to work? Please don't make me go back there I SAW THE SKULL AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SKULL
Office Skull: Watch by pnmclaug3-24-08 THAT WAS AN AWFULLY LONG LUNCH BREAK I was gone for only 20 minutes. DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FUCKING WATCH
Office Skull: Birth by pnmclaug3-24-08 How do I end up responsible for sorting the invoices That skull has been puking all over my workstation every morning, getting away from that smell makes this mildew almost tolerable MY SEED WALKS THE EARTH NOW WE WILL NEVER NEED A MIRROR
Office Skull: Harrison Ford by pnmclaug3-24-08 HMMM WHO CAN WE DO NEXT HARRISON FORD RAIDERS OF THE LOST SKULL SKULL OF THE JEDI APOCALYPSE SKULL OH MAN THAT'S AN AWESOME ONE
Office Skull: Walk Away by pnmclaug3-24-08 SO THEN SHE GET ALL UP IN MY SKULL AND START MOUTHIN BOUT SOME MONEY OR SOME SHIT SHE THINK I OWE HER OH NO SHE DIDN'T
Office Skull: Vacation by pnmclaug3-24-08 Vacation Time Ah, it's good to be back on the coast. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet heree Maybe I can get that girl's number Maybe I will die alone
Office Skull: Bro by pnmclaug3-26-08 ...It has been so great talking to you would you like to come back to my place? mhmm Well he we are let me just go in and turn the lights on IS IT COOL IF I CRASH HERE BRO WE'RE BROS RIGHT BRO
Office Skull: Playa-Hatin by pnmclaug3-26-08 What's wrong? UM NOTHING, nothing ABNORMAL at all, but on second thought... um, er, I think you had better go Later, creep Man what the hell DON'T HATE DA SKULL, HATE DA GRAVE
Office Skull: Back to Basics by pnmclaug3-26-08 So what happened to that other one of you anyway HE WAS SUCH A JERK I MADE HIM LEAVE ALWAYS YELLING RANDOM SHIT AND STARING AT ME
Office Skull: POKEMANS by pnmclaug3-31-08 YOU SKULL ME AND I'LL SKULL YOU SKULLEMON GOTTA SKULL EM ALL
Office Skull: I'm high (part two) by pnmclaug4-04-08 Listen can you at least expain who sent you? TO TELL YOU IS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAWS OF SKULDONIA Wait, no you're lying. I know I've never heard of any country, place, or thing as called "Skulldonia." Let's get serious here. Who brought you here? YOU CERTAINLY ARE AN UPPITY BITCH BITCH
Office Skull: Back in Action by pnmclaug5-09-08 Jenkins you haven't done any work in weeks what the hell you steaming log uh yes sir I know I'm sorry it's just difficult with... you know I won't have you badmouthing that skull, Jenkins, it knows whats best for this company ... CAN YOU HEAR THAT, IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR INK CARTRIDGE BEING DIGESTED INSIDE ME
Office Skull: Marketing by pnmclaug5-15-08 That sounds great! Do you have any other tips for our business? MARKET YOUR PRODUCT TO EVERY POSSIBLE DEMOGRAPHIC BY PICKING A LOGO OF SOMETHING EVERYONE LOVES LIKE SKULLS I'D MAKE YOU A PIE CHART BUT IT WOULD JUST BE A BIG CIRCLE WITH "YES, SKULLS" WRITTEN INSIDE IT
IT BEGINS (ANEW) by pnmclaug7-22-09 YEARS LATER well it has certainly been an uneventful few years hasn't it COMPLETELY UNREMARKABLE yep... nothing's changed. nothing's arrived, NOTHING'S GONE AWAY ... GET OUT I WOULD RATHER NOT
More like Kevin Skulldolf am I right by pnmclaug7-22-09 BECAUSE WHEN SKULL ARRIVES I, I'LL BRING THE FIRE what? you've only arrived twice, and thank god you don't have any fire LET IT SKULL LET IT SKULL
All those Mocha Lates, you gotta do skullates by pnmclaug7-22-09 Where *IS*that worthless rube, consarn it ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME SIR What? Jenkins? Is that you? I'VE LOST WEIGHT THANK YOU FOR NOTICING I'll say. What's your secret? SKULLATES
MYSTERIOUS GOINGS-ON by pnmclaug7-22-09 Can I help you? mm no go away Sir, what is your business here? You're acting quite suspiciously. mmmmmm no you're paranoid don't bother me this is my package mine DUN DUN DUNNNNNN DID YOU BRING THE DEVICE affirmative master
THE SUMMONING by pnmclaug7-22-09 SO THIS IS THE DEVICE... REVEAL YOUR DARK SECRETS! OH BOY OH BOY HIGHLY.... HIGHLY ANTICLIMACTIC )(--_+_-_-;;^&
Really not sure where this is going by pnmclaug7-22-09 WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOU ^&..%,.;%;"'6' HIDE BEFORE HE LEARNS OF OUR PLANS *sigh* back to work... THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL GOING ON IN HE- HEY HOW ARE YOU IS THAT A NEW TIE