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by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Ah, TGIF
(Thank God I Don't Have to See That Fucking Skull for A Few Days)
THAT IS NOT WHAT TGIF STANDS FOR

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Sir I have a complaint I'd like to file with you
What the hell is it Jenkins
There's a... oh you know what never mind
Get back to your desk you dickrag
(sigh)
KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? ME, A SKULL

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
You will never leave will you
I HAVE NO LEGS
That's it I am throwing you out the window
I HAVE KILLED FOR LESS
Can you spare a dollar
CAN YOU SPARE YOUR SOUL

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Jenkins a guy delivered something to your cubicle
...
OH WHAT THE FUCK
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL SKULLIFORNIA

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
CAN'T START A FIRE
Yes I'll get on those reports right away sir
CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SKULL
Don't worry, I'll get right on it
THIS SKULL'S FOR HIRE
Those aren't even the words

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
So Jenkins I hear you have a skull in your cube
Don't remind me
That must suck.
You have no idea the worst part is when he does impressions
YOU KIDS WITH THE JELLO AND THE PUDDING IT IS THE DARNEDEST THING

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Is he gone? Is it all over? THANK YOU JESUS.
WHOOSHING NOISES
wait what is going on, no!
It was all a dream!
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
WAZZZAAPP
NO NO NO GET OUT THIS IS MY ONLY PLACE OF REFUGE
DID YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT
NO

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Maybe this hike will do me some good
At least I can get away from that skull
A LOVELY DAY ISN'T IT

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Jenkins that skull of yours is a real card, where did you get him from?
Wait, what?
He had the whole office in stitches while you were off being a nature fairy. Those impressions of his are great.
HELLO MY NAME A SKULL HOW MUCH VERY NICE I GO TO AMERICA
lol

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
EVERY TIME WE TOUCH
I GET THIS FEELING
I'm going to lunch
BUY ME SOME FALAFEL

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
You wanted to see me, sir?
JENKINS YOUR PRODUCTIVITY IS DOWN. SHAPE UP YOU MANWENCH OR I'LL FIRE YOU
sir there is a skull in my office that distracts me and he won't leave

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Have you talked to Jenkins lately?
I hear he's gone crazy
All he does is talk about a skull that keeps bothering him
Christ, do you think he killed someone?
Because the bones of my victims clatter eternally around the water cooler

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Look I am going to be fired if you don't stop bugging me all the time can we please make some sort of deal
NO

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
So you're that skull, huh
JENKINS IS A HARD WORKER HE IS AN ASSET TO YOUR BUSINESS
Jenkins, keep up the good work
what
NOW HE IS OFF YOUR CASE AND WE CAN PARTY SLAP ME FIVE BROTHER

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
IM IN YOUR LOBBY GREETIN YOUR VISITORS
IM ON YOUR GOLF COURSE SINKIN YOUR PUTTS
IM IN YOUR STRATOSPHERE DEPLETIN YOUR OZONE

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Hey what happened to...
OM NOM NOM
SMACK GULP GURGLE
You ate my birthday cake didn't you
NO

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
Hello, you're new, where did you come from?
I don't remember much of last weekend after the voice
Let me guess, were you that homeless woman on 82nd street

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
What brought you here anyway
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR COUSIN
This is because of that?
NO IT'S COMPLETELY UNRELATED I WAS JUST TESTING YOU
YOU'RE NASTY

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
What do you do at night, when I've gone home?
MOSTLY LOOK AT YOUR BROWSER HISTORY
WE NEED TO TALK

 

by pnmclaug
3-23-08
...so that's why I'll never eat fish again.
Right, gross. Say, why don't you get back to work?
Please don't make me go back there
I SAW THE SKULL AND IT OPENED UP MY EYES I SAW THE SKULL

 

by pnmclaug
3-24-08
THAT WAS AN AWFULLY LONG LUNCH BREAK
I was gone for only 20 minutes.
DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FUCKING WATCH

 

by pnmclaug
3-24-08
How do I end up responsible for sorting the invoices
That skull has been puking all over my workstation every morning, getting away from that smell makes this mildew almost tolerable
MY SEED WALKS THE EARTH
NOW WE WILL NEVER NEED A MIRROR

 

by pnmclaug
3-24-08
HMMM WHO CAN WE DO NEXT
HARRISON FORD
RAIDERS OF THE LOST SKULL
SKULL OF THE JEDI
APOCALYPSE SKULL
OH MAN THAT'S AN AWESOME ONE

 

by pnmclaug
3-24-08
SO THEN SHE GET ALL UP IN MY SKULL AND START MOUTHIN BOUT SOME MONEY OR SOME SHIT SHE THINK I OWE HER
OH NO SHE DIDN'T

 

by pnmclaug
3-24-08
Vacation Time
Ah, it's good to be back on the coast. Maybe I can get some peace and quiet heree
Maybe I can get that girl's number
Maybe I will die alone

 

by pnmclaug
3-26-08
...It has been so great talking to you would you like to come back to my place?
mhmm
Well he we are let me just go in and turn the lights on
IS IT COOL IF I CRASH HERE BRO WE'RE BROS RIGHT BRO

 

by pnmclaug
3-26-08
What's wrong?
UM NOTHING, nothing ABNORMAL at all, but on second thought... um, er, I think you had better go
Later, creep
Man what the hell
DON'T HATE DA SKULL, HATE DA GRAVE

 

by pnmclaug
3-26-08
So what happened to that other one of you anyway
HE WAS SUCH A JERK I MADE HIM LEAVE
ALWAYS YELLING RANDOM SHIT AND STARING AT ME

 

by pnmclaug
3-31-08
YOU SKULL ME AND I'LL SKULL YOU
SKULLEMON
GOTTA SKULL EM ALL

 

by pnmclaug
4-04-08
HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SKULL
CMON NOW
YEAHHHHHHHHH

 

by pnmclaug
4-04-08
Listen can you at least expain who sent you?
TO TELL YOU IS FORBIDDEN BY THE LAWS OF SKULDONIA
Wait, no you're lying. I know I've never heard of any country, place, or thing as called "Skulldonia." Let's get serious here. Who brought you here?
YOU CERTAINLY ARE AN UPPITY BITCH
BITCH

 

by pnmclaug
5-09-08
Jenkins you haven't done any work in weeks what the hell you steaming log
uh yes sir I know I'm sorry it's just difficult with... you know
I won't have you badmouthing that skull, Jenkins, it knows whats best for this company
...
CAN YOU HEAR THAT, IT'S THE SOUND OF YOUR INK CARTRIDGE BEING DIGESTED INSIDE ME

 

by pnmclaug
5-15-08
That sounds great! Do you have any other tips for our business?
MARKET YOUR PRODUCT TO EVERY POSSIBLE DEMOGRAPHIC BY PICKING A LOGO OF SOMETHING EVERYONE LOVES
LIKE SKULLS
I'D MAKE YOU A PIE CHART BUT IT WOULD JUST BE A BIG CIRCLE WITH "YES, SKULLS" WRITTEN INSIDE IT

 

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
YEARS LATER
well it has certainly been an uneventful few years hasn't it
COMPLETELY UNREMARKABLE
yep... nothing's changed. nothing's arrived, NOTHING'S GONE AWAY
...
GET OUT
I WOULD RATHER NOT

 

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
BECAUSE WHEN SKULL ARRIVES
I, I'LL BRING THE FIRE
what? you've only arrived twice, and thank god you don't have any fire
LET IT SKULL LET IT SKULL

 

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
Where *IS*that worthless rube, consarn it
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ME SIR
What? Jenkins? Is that you?
I'VE LOST WEIGHT THANK YOU FOR NOTICING
I'll say. What's your secret?
SKULLATES

 

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
Can I help you?
mm no go away
Sir, what is your business here? You're acting quite suspiciously.
mmmmmm no you're paranoid don't bother me this is my package mine
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
DID YOU BRING THE DEVICE
affirmative master

 

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
SO THIS IS THE DEVICE... REVEAL YOUR DARK SECRETS!
OH BOY OH BOY
HIGHLY.... HIGHLY ANTICLIMACTIC
)(--_+_-_-;;^&

 

by pnmclaug
7-22-09
WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO WITH YOU
^&..%,.;%;"'6'
HIDE BEFORE HE LEARNS OF OUR PLANS
*sigh* back to work...
THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL GOING ON IN HE- HEY HOW ARE YOU IS THAT A NEW TIE

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