CLEAROUT

Author: poison

Date: June 17, 2002

by poison
6-17-02
Hey, Satan, would you mind just, like, checking all the life was removed from the universe...? I'd do it myself, just I'm a bit cunted, like...
Well, yeah OK, but I want some souls for this, good ones too, none of those Royals you fobbed me off with last month... weren't worth the gin they were soaked in...
Hey Death, you get all that life cleared out of the universe?
You kiddin me? 's more than my job's worth mate. And anyway, I couldn't possibly do 'em before next Tuesday...
...not with the assessors comin' round on Friday, and there's only a bladdy plague over in Alpha Centauri...