All comics by politicallyuncorrect

 

Why, hello there, my fine gentlesaur
Top of the morning, old chaptile
How are you this pleasant day?
Just smashing! Say, did you take a gander at this mornng's daily?
Yes, that nuclear meltdown was quite unfortunate
Quite. But I doubt it will breed much trouble. Let us scurry off now and lick up salt mines

 

Remember when shock humor was actually funny?
No

 

Hey, Chen, how about some HILARIOUS office antics?
How about no?
Come on! This twigless pig won't ride itself!
Twigless pig? What the hell is that?
My castrated rhinocerous!
I'm going now

 

I say, Triceratops! What is that contraption hung from your lips?
It's a joint, dawg! I just invented it!
Dawg? Of who might you be referring towards?
Who knows? I'm so high right now, you're looking like Betty White!
Betty White? You're a bloody mess!
I'm a bloody winner!

 

So, Frank. What, uh, happened to your, uh, body?
What do you mean?
Well, you're kind of a floating arm now.
A floating arm? That's ridiculous!
RE DICK YA LIS
The fuck?

 

Hey, you got any cash on you?
Fo shizzle, my bizzle!
Um, what?
Dippity doo dog, dippity doo!
I'll just go to the ATM...
Pap pap's the snap!

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