Dial 'N' for...Not...so murderous...ahh, screw it.

Author: poolord

Date: September 10, 2002

by poolord
9-10-02
Alley...secluded...dark...ahh, you get it...
RARR!!!!! PREPARE TO TASTE COLD UNYIELDING STEEL AS IT SLICES YOUR PITIFUL FLESH!!!
Now, I'm going to say something, and I don't want you to get offended, but you're not a very good serial killer, are you?
No.