Squirrel looks for the Witch's house.

Author: possums

Date: September 20, 2003

by possums
9-20-03
And so the squirrel pirate hopped on the next bus to witchland.
Arr, matey! When's the next bus to be arrivin'? Gots to kills me a witch.
Umm.... three a.m. or something. I've been waiting for like, hours.
Hours later...
Avast! The witch's cave will be rehasht! Or, er... something. Arr!
Then Sandra appeared. No one knew what was going on. At all. Not even me. I'm the frickin' narrator around here! And I don'tTO BE CONTINUED!!!!
Aharr! Niggling schoolgirl!
Hiya!!! I am the first of the trials you must face before you can vanquish the evil bitch! I mean... witch! Yeah. that's it.