Vin Diesel Fights Back... Kind of...

Author: possums

Date: October 2, 2003

by possums
10-02-03
Suddenly...
Oh my god! It's Vin Diesel! He heard what you said about him, Markham!
I guess I have to stop the funky chicken and go fight him, ey?
Wait a minute... You're not Vin Diesel! You're a frickin' dog on a ball!
That's what they WANT you to think! It's a government conspiracy, I tells ya!
He's Vin Diesel all right....... To be continued.
The way I see it, if you're Vin Diesel, you can say "What's your best car," exactly like him.
Oh, that's easy. Fugahh bahooba coorka?