The President Gets Hatemail

Author: possums

Date: October 22, 2003

by possums
10-22-03
Huh? What's this? "Dear President Mark Okerbaraak: I cannot believe you allowed crap like "The Pimp and the Brown Makeup" to be made. You hurt my stomach, you liberal shmuck. -Joe"
Hey Mark. Is that a letter?
I dunno. It's from a guy named Joe. He called me a liberal. Strange... we ran as Independents, right, Jesus?
I think so..... let's look back..
Circa 1999
Hey... Jesus.... we should run under the Independent party! That would be SO sick, man! Uh... Jesus?
Oh, hey Mark. You passed out after doing all that speed. Crystal Princes Tina... I mean Jesus drove back to Haight.