Another Stupid Movie: "Mark's Pet Antelope"

Author: possums

Date: January 2, 2004

by possums
1-02-04
Mark walks into the store.
OO SNAPS DOG. I THOUGHT I HEARD A PET ANTELOPE.
Now fer some bird stew, gidammit!
Mark explodes.
AHHHH!!! STOVE!!!!!
Boom!
Sigh... It's the president again. I'm really sorry about this one. Really. For real this time. We're not gonna let hollywood make another film that's this bad.
Let's go see Gigli!!!!!!