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| Hi, I'm Roger Ebert and I'm reviewing the major motion picture, "Sheegoth and the Iron Azka," a tale of love, deciet, and a triumph through Mongolian cuisine. | |
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| I'm the other guy, the one who replaces Siskel. I think my name is Bob. Yes. Surely it is Bob. | |
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| No it isn't. And don't call me Shirley. Anyway, when you see the film, you may be wondering what a Swedish guy, Vin Diesel, a gay chicken and a plethora of insaniy have to do with each other. | |
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| The answer is simple, absolutely NOTHING. However, it has a magnificent plot, it's written and directed by master filmmaker Ethan K. Insertlastnamehere, and has a gay chicken. Need we say more? | |
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| No. No, Shirley, we don't. Thumbs up. Bottoms up, too! | |
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