At Least He's Not Hitler

Author: possums

Date: January 13, 2004

by possums
1-13-04
Circa 2008 A.D.
Mr. President, there are allegations that you had sexual relations with a White House clerk, that you are a unloyal pigvomit, and beat babies. Your thoughts.
Well...
Look, mamm. A lot of people seem to think that I have a not so hot personal life. That's my personal life. At least we finally are out of the defecit and out of Iraq after suffering many casualties.
So he's not a nice guy. Face it. You're not going to marry him. He's helping the country! Okerbaraak in 2004!!
Former President George W. Bush claims that you are a pigvomit. What do you think about that?
Tell him to fuck off, shithead. If he ever says that again, I'll beat his fucking baby. My mistress will help. Vice President Christ, too.