An Attempt at a Punchline

Author: possums

Date: January 15, 2004

by possums
1-15-04
One fine day in Heaven...
Welcome, my son. How has your life been?
Oh, Jesus, it has been horrible. I've searched all over for my son, and I have never found him. Oh woe is me!
That's odd! I never, ever met my father before!
Do you think...
Father?
Pinnochio?