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| Jack, Bill, Ron, Mike, Dave... These names are all sure signs... OF A DRUMMER. | |
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| Hello. I am Connie Chung. We here at CNN are reporting on the names of drummers. Right now we are about to enter the house of Slayer drummer Dave Lombardo, luckily un-infested by normal Slayer fans. | |
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| Tell me, Mr. Lombardo, did you know that your highly normal name would lead to you becoming a drummer? | |
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| Did you know your highly Asian name would lead you to my house? Get out before I sic the Angel of Death on you. | |
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