Drummer Names, Pt.2: Connie Chung Overloads

Author: possums

Date: January 15, 2004

by possums
1-15-04
Mr. Lombardo, you have become famous as the drummer for Slayer, probably because of your name, Dave. I have a son named Bill. Do you think he will become a drummer?
Okay... listen. I know CNN's sense has declined in the last years.... but this is ridiculous. Just because you have a name like Steve or Mark doesn't mean that you're going to become a drummer.
But... having a name like Al Jazeed makes you a terrorist, right?
What?! How biased can you get?! How are you supposed to run a decent news show with all this insane BIAS?! Are you some kind of robot?!
SYSTEM OVERLOAD!!! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!!!!
What the hell has Mike Patton gotten me in to? I'll Fantômas him...