Date Gone Horribly, Terribly Wrong

Author: possums

Date: January 15, 2004

by possums
1-15-04
Oh, Markham, I need a date badly. Do you know anyone you could set me up with?
Oh, well, there's one guy, but...
Thanks, I'm gonna go steal your phonebook. What's his name?
Um, it's Catatanzo, but really, you should consider something...
Markham has fucked me over for the last time.
SSSO... YOU IS FAN OF SAID BACON?!?!!