Martha Stewart Redecorates Her Cell

Author: possums

Date: January 18, 2004

by possums
1-18-04
I think it was inevitable.
Ok, Ms. Stewart, this is your-
Oh no. I'm afraid this just isn't going to work. We need to add some venician blinds, some Turkish coverings here and there...
Oh, and some pink paint here, ooh! I think I could use some goldfish, oh, and some nice drapery...
Everyone likes silk. Don't you like silk? Where's the kitchen in here?! I'm getting confused!
Ms. Stewart, please un-re-decorate me and your cell this INSTANT!!!!
There we go!