Comic# 69: The Sex Issue

Author: possums

Date: January 19, 2004

by possums
1-19-04
Hi, kids! Welcome to Jimmy-Jimmy's Fun Time Show! Call me up and I'll pull my dick out! Our first caller today is from Memphis! You're on the line, Memphis!
Hi, Jimmy-Jimmy. I can't get it up anymore and-
Oh do shut up, Memphis, we hear this ALL the time. And now for the sex rite, Cotius Per Anum, with my lovely assistant, Peggy, the rhyming dominatrix!
Dollars and cents, bitches and hoes! Jimmy and Peggy have ass sex, you know!
You know, Peggy, I think things would be easier if I was a penguin or you were a human!
Shut up baby, don't be sour. You're the one paying me 10 bucks an hour.