Donkey Dialect

Author: possums

Date: January 19, 2004

by possums
1-19-04
Somewhere in an English Immersion class...
GOOD AFTERNING, CLASS! I ARE YOU SUBSITUTE!! MS. LOMBOTCHKY ARE IN OPEN ASS SURGERY!!!
Hey, you don't speak very good English for an English teacher!
HUSH IT UP, YOU! IT ARE "VERY WELL," NAY "VERY GOOD!"
Whoa, he's even better than Ms. Lombotchky! What's your name?
THAT'S "WHAT ARE YOU NAME?" AND IT ARE DONKEY!!!
HOORAY FOR MR. DONKEY!!