Donkey Dialect Pt.5: The Feds

Author: possums

Date: January 22, 2004

by possums
1-22-04
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU BE OF THE TALK?! I IS THE INNOCENCE!!!
Don't play that cross talk with me, polka-pusher! Your fly-by-night pyramid scams are no match for me and my dillydad!
Um...
Quiet! I'm the brown noser, I'll ask the questions in this fly joint! Smells like a rhino's toes!
Now, seriously, I thought I was insane. I think you oughta be behind bars for your mistreatment of English slang.
Cut that gibberish, spasm-whacking, two-time divorcee, revolutionary dissenter! I HAVE NO ROOM FOR YOUR SPEAK!