FTC 21: Excuses, Excuses, Douche Bags

Author: possums

Date: February 2, 2004

by possums
2-02-04
Daniel, I need to see those reports right now.
Ah, the thing is, boss, I actually haven't done them yet.
What? You better have a damn good excuse, Daniel.
Well, what happened was...
The day before...
I dunno, man. Maybe you CAN rectally absorb shrooms!
Let's give it a shot!