Ways of Telling if Satan Has Possessed Your House

Author: possums

Date: February 21, 2004

by possums
2-21-04
1. The baby's Jack-In-the-Box no longer plays "Pop Goes the Weasel" and instead plays the score from Rosemary's Baby.
La la la laaaa la la la la laa la la laa laaaa....
2. The microwave has a new setting: "Hell's Inferno."
I think I overcooked it...
3. You found boinky33 in your closet.
What the hell?!
*boink!*