More Ways of Telling if Satan Has Possessed Your House

Author: possums

Date: February 21, 2004

by possums
2-21-04
4. Your spouse took all those "Help from Jesus" tapes away and replaced them with copies of "The Omen," and "Funny Girl."
Honey! Look what I brought home!
5. You could swear that you saw Tom Araya in your son's room.
Uh.... boy?
RAINING BLOOD!!! FROM A LACERATED SKY!!!!
6. Your dog isn't so friendly any more.
Grrr.....