Even More Ways of Telling if Satan Has Possessed Your House

Author: possums

Date: February 21, 2004

by possums
2-21-04
7. You've been getting odd telemarketer calls.
BAHHH!!! BUY THE SPAWN OF SATAN TODAY FOR JUST 19.95!!! GHOARGHH!!!!
8. Remember those copies of "Funny Girl" your spouse bought? You were compelled to watch one!
Hello, gorgeous.
9. That donkey you were keeping in the back has taken a turn for the weird.
GNEHEHE!!! HAS YOU A MANY CORBIUS??