The Severed Head of Mastalango-Kay Pt.VII

Author: possums

Date: March 25, 2004

by possums
3-25-04
Things feel so odd here without Dirty Sanchez... he was like a mother that I couldn't understand...
At the Stereotypical Jungle Guide Discount Store...
Howdy, counsler.
Ahoy to you, counselee. It might behoove you to grant me a stereotypical jungle guide to aid me on my travels.
What the fuck are you talking about?
God damn hobos from the 30's...