Assmaggot Malloy: Champion of Doom!â„¢

Author: possums

Date: March 27, 2004

by possums
3-27-04
Somewhere in the depths of Baskalago, Minnesotta...
WHOS YA DADDAY. WHOS YA DADDAY. WHOS YA DADDAY. WHOS YA DADDAY.
Holy christ! It's Assmaggot Malloy: Champion of Doom!â„¢
o/ The BROTHER!!! Of Hobeast Malloy... o/
WHOS YA DADDAY. WHOS YA DADDAY. WHOS YA DADDAY. WHOS YA DADDAY.
o/ Champion of DOOOM!!!â„¢ And owner of a belt.... o/
CHAMPION OF DOOM. GOTTA GO BOOM. TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE YA ZOOM!!
Oh James...