FTC 31: What.... the fuck.

Author: possums

Date: April 14, 2004

by possums
4-14-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? We're in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
YOU MUST DIE A SLOW AND NIPPLEY DEATH!!!! BRAHAHAHAHA!!!!