Getting a "Perm"

Author: possums

Date: April 23, 2004

by possums
4-23-04
Hi widdo doggee! I can give you a haiwcut foww onwy five cents!
Five cents? That's pretty friggin' good. Can I get a perm? A Kevin Keegan's Perm?
Soonfully...
Thew you go! Aww done!
OH MY GOD!!! I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOWN!!! I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!! BAAAAAHHHH!!!!
My dog is dead?