Pitching Eternal Sunshine to Someone With a Frontal Lobe

Author: possums

Date: April 26, 2004

by possums
4-26-04
...and then Clementine breaks up with Joel which really makes him feel like poop so he sits in his car and bangs his head on the steering wheel! Then-
CHARLAY. SHUT UP FO' SECOND.
Mr. Bunnah, I j-j-j--jjust-
J-J-JJ-JJ--JUST SHUT DA HELL UP, *COUGH* MAN.
But really, I was just getting to-
YOU 'AINT GETTIN' NONE A' MIRAMAX'S MONAH. NOW GET OUTTA HERE BEFO' I BLOW YOU ASS WIT' A SHET GUNN!