America's #1 Horror

Author: possums

Date: April 29, 2004

by possums
4-29-04
FROM THE DEPTHS OF EUROPE COMES THE NUMBER ONE THREAT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE....
No! No! NOOOOO!!!!!
A FORCE ONLY IDENTIFIABLE BY THEIR STINK AND FUNNY ACCENTS... THEY ARE.....
Euch... what's that smell?
THE FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o/(EVIL ACCORDIAN MUSIC)o/
MATRICE, SIL VOUS PLAIT!!