BTC 3: You'll Grab Your Crotch in Pain

Author: possums

Date: May 4, 2004

by possums
5-04-04
Do you really think this hat is going to get me in?
Look, man. I know the sign says, "No Dinos," but that hat covers it all! They'll never know the difference!
Wait a minute... this is a gay bar!
You should try the glory hole out! Today is "Pirhana Day!"
Shortly...
"They'll never know the difference!" Great plan, Einstein!